The run-up to this yr’s Tremendous Bowl has been bereft of a couple of notable storylines. There’s slightly any speak about X’s and O’s, just a little prognosticating on Patrick Mahomes’ legacy, and virtually 0 chatter about essentially the most well-known non-football player from final yr’s Large Sport: Donna Kelce.
Clearly, when either one of your outspoken sons make the Tremendous Bowl, you’re going to be a tale. Harking back to the Har-Bowl in 2013, each unmarried puff piece in regards to the Kelce circle of relatives was once lined ad nauseam, and Mama Kelce was once at the receiving finish of numerous that focus (in part as a result of she by no means turns down an open mic, however I digress).
Even though Jason was once decreased to chugging beers shirtless in a KC suite after the Eagles Wild Card loss, Travis is part of the largest storyline this yr. It took two and a part paragraphs to jot down the identify, “Taylor Swift,” which is unexpected as a result of she’s been main many of the Tremendous Bowl protection.
Hell, the one method Donna will also get a point out is via citing there will not be sufficient room for her in Swift’s suite.
“You’ll be able to keep in mind that the bins in Vegas are multimillion bucks, so I’ve a sense I’m no longer in a field,” Donna stated at the Lately Display. “I’ve a sense I’m within the stands. So far as I do know, I’m within the stands with everyone else, as a result of this is a expensive Tremendous Bowl.”
Don’t concern, Donna, when juxtaposed subsequent to the sector’s most renowned pop megastar, all people are temporarily relegated to “everyone else” — even your son, who’s in truth enjoying within the recreation. Severely, many of the questions the Kansas Town All-Professional tight finish has fielded the previous week have been concerning Taylor’s whereabouts, his overlooked travel to the Grammys, and whether or not he’ll be a groupie when the Eras Excursion resumes after Sunday. It’s even odds that probably the most first 3 questions Travis will probably be requested after a possible 3rd identify in 5 years is that if he and Swift will probably be attending the Tremendous Bowl parade.
So, Mama Kelce can say she’s “going to take a step again to revel in” this yr’s Tremendous Bowl, however the determination wasn’t hers. In truth, Donna was once almost definitely on her 14th minute of repute, and any hope for any other Campbell’s Soup industrial was once stamped out via T-Swift like she did that man monitoring her personal jet.
From right here on out, it’s all Ziploc baggage for Donna, and, hi there, that’s higher than maximum. Although I don’t assume Taylor will probably be endorsing single-use plastics anytime quickly, gotta get that loose cash whilst you’ll be able to. Alternatively, Mama Kelce’s outfit gained’t be known via the Corridor of Reputation this offseason, nor will she get gratuitous cutaways from CBS crews on Sunday.
No, all extra digital camera time should be directed at The Suite. You recognize, the only Donna Kelce isn’t in.
